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Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states
Make Monday Happy
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Make Mondays Happy
Did you hear that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be doing a movie about classical music?
Make Monday Happy
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
A termite walks into a bar and asks...
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
Grandpa: I have a dad bod.
Don’t Let Monday Suck
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. —Arnold Schwarzenegger Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Monday Motivation
We aim above the mark to hit the mark. —Ralph Waldo Emerson A man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivational Monday
Don’t wait for them to tell you. Tell them. — 50 Cent My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice… I can’t seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
“Nothing changes if nothing changes, and if I keep doing what I’ve always done, I’ll keep getting what I’ve always got, and will keep feeling what I always felt.” — Not sure, but I like it. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Don’t Let Mondays Suck!
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. — Carol Burnett Joke Of The Week: A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. “You’re going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket” But, officer, I didn’t catch these […]