We aim above the mark to hit the mark. —Ralph Waldo Emerson A man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them […]
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. —Eleanor Roosevelt © Michael Jastremski for openphoto.net My girlfriend and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh more.
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivational Monday
Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better. –Jim Rohn © Michael Jastremski for openphoto.net A turtle was jumped and mugged by a pack of snails. The policeman questioning the turtle asked, “What did the snails look like?” to which the turtle replied, “I don’t know… it all happened […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivation Monday
A problem is a chance for you to do your best. –Duke Ellington A polar bear walks into a shop. He goes up to the cashier and says “I’ll have the fish…” he waits for a moment, “and chips.” The cashier, confused, says “Sure. What’s with the big pause?” The polar […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck! – Monday Motivation
If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. — Frank Zappa Why did the orange use suntan lotion? He started to […]
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck!
Whatever you think can’t be done, somebody will come along and do it. A genius is the one most like himself — Thelonious Monk In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down […]
Don’t Let Mondays Suck! – Monday Motivation
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. — Carol Burnett Joke Of The Week: A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. “You’re going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket” But, officer, I didn’t catch these […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
“We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action.” – Dr. Henry Link If you need a little extra motivation, here’s a good article on motivating yourself to get out of bed. What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Don’t Let Monday Suck
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. –Walt Disney Sammie says, “I’m not going to feed myself. You get up. You work. You bring me my kibble.”
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way. –Babe Ruth Beasley says, “Okaaay, you can stay in bed today…..Just kidding. …This bed is much more comfortable when you’re not in it. Now get to work and let me rest.”
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
If you aren’t doing what you love, you’re wasting your time. — Billy Joel Coffee says, “I’m waiting just for you. Follow the light. I’ll treat you right. “
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The Weather says, “Suck it up, Buttercup.”
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. — Chinese Proverb Beasley says, “I’m over here enjoying all your sunshine while you earn me some kibble.”
Motivation Monday – Don’t Let Monday Suck
I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. –Michael Jordan Lola says, “It’s okay if […]
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
Let’s talk about podcasts. I love podcasts. I don’t remember how or why I started listening to them, but they’ve changed my life. That’s not an exaggeration. I used to just turn on some music and get to work, but I’ve found I like podcasts even better. Although, when I’m […]
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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. — C. S. Lewis Lola says, “This isn’t a run through. Put on some real pants and make it happen. Seriously.”
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
I may have made this clear, but I have a love/hate relationship with being an artist. I love everything about it, except what I hate. I love the people. After art school, unless you are in the city I suppose, there are no pretentious hipsters. Everyone I’ve met from the […]