We aim above the mark to hit the mark. —Ralph Waldo Emerson A man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them […]
A problem is a chance for you to do your best. –Duke Ellington A polar bear walks into a shop. He goes up to the cashier and says “I’ll have the fish…” he waits for a moment, “and chips.” The cashier, confused, says “Sure. What’s with the big pause?” The polar […]
If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. — Frank Zappa Why did the orange use suntan lotion? He started to […]
Whatever you think can’t be done, somebody will come along and do it. A genius is the one most like himself — Thelonious Monk In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down […]
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. — Carol Burnett Joke Of The Week: A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. “You’re going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket” But, officer, I didn’t catch these […]
“We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action.” – Dr. Henry Link If you need a little extra motivation, here’s a good article on motivating yourself to get out of bed. What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells.
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. –Walt Disney Sammie says, “I’m not going to feed myself. You get up. You work. You bring me my kibble.”
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way. –Babe Ruth Beasley says, “Okaaay, you can stay in bed today…..Just kidding. …This bed is much more comfortable when you’re not in it. Now get to work and let me rest.”
If you aren’t doing what you love, you’re wasting your time. — Billy Joel Coffee says, “I’m waiting just for you. Follow the light. I’ll treat you right. “
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The Weather says, “Suck it up, Buttercup.”
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. — Chinese Proverb Beasley says, “I’m over here enjoying all your sunshine while you earn me some kibble.”
I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. –Michael Jordan Lola says, “It’s okay if […]
Let’s talk about podcasts. I love podcasts. I don’t remember how or why I started listening to them, but they’ve changed my life. That’s not an exaggeration. I used to just turn on some music and get to work, but I’ve found I like podcasts even better. Although, when I’m […]
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. — C. S. Lewis Lola says, “This isn’t a run through. Put on some real pants and make it happen. Seriously.”
I may have made this clear, but I have a love/hate relationship with being an artist. I love everything about it, except what I hate. I love the people. After art school, unless you are in the city I suppose, there are no pretentious hipsters. Everyone I’ve met from the […]