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Don’t Let Monday Suck
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Don’t Let Monday Suck!
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Don’t Let Monday Suck!
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. Zig Ziglar Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Granddaughter, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. — Frank Zappa Why did the orange use suntan lotion? He started to […]
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck!
Don’t wait for them to tell you. Tell them. — 50 Cent My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice… I can’t seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
Whatever you think can’t be done, somebody will come along and do it. A genius is the one most like himself — Thelonious Monk In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down […]
Don’t Let Mondays Suck! – Monday Motivation
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. — Carol Burnett Joke Of The Week: A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. “You’re going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket” But, officer, I didn’t catch these […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. –Walt Disney Sammie says, “I’m not going to feed myself. You get up. You work. You bring me my kibble.”
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
At least, not entirely. I’ve been having this discussion since art school. Mostly with kids in art school who learned simply to parrot what sounded cool instead of considering what it actually meant. After one such occasion, when a girl snobbishly used that quote to argue a point I had […]