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If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. — Frank Zappa Why did the orange use suntan lotion? He started to […]

Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck!

March 20, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged funny / inspiration / joke / motivation / quote by Elisha

Don’t wait for them to tell you. Tell them. — 50 Cent My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice… I can’t seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch […]

Don’t Let Monday Suck!

March 6, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged don't let monday suck / funny / inspiration / monday motivation by Elisha

Whatever you think can’t be done, somebody will come along and do it. A genius is the one most like himself — Thelonious Monk In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down […]

Don’t Let Mondays Suck! – Monday Motivation

February 20, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged funny / inspiration / motivation by Elisha

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. — Carol Burnett Joke Of The Week: A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. “You’re going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket” But, officer, I didn’t catch these […]

Don’t Let Monday Suck!

February 6, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged inspiration / joke of the week / monday motivation / motivation by Elisha

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. –Walt Disney Sammie says, “I’m not going to feed myself. You get up. You work. You bring me my kibble.”

Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck

January 11, 2016 in Bad Grandpa Comics / Monday Motivation tagged hope / inspiration / motivation by Elisha

At least, not entirely. I’ve been having this discussion since art school. Mostly with kids in art school who learned simply to parrot what sounded cool instead of considering what it actually meant. After one such occasion, when a girl snobbishly used that quote to argue a point I had […]

Why I Don’t Agree With “Inspiration Is For Amateurs.”

December 9, 2015 in Behind The Curtain tagged Art / artist block / inspiration by Elisha