Why do melons have wedding?
joke
I want to go on record that I support farming.
Make Monday Happy
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
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Did you hear that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be doing a movie about classical music?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
Grandpa: I have a dad bod.
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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?
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3 unwritten rules of life...
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
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What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. Zig Ziglar Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Granddaughter, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. — Frank Zappa Why did the orange use suntan lotion? He started to […]
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck!
“We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action.” – Dr. Henry Link If you need a little extra motivation, here’s a good article on motivating yourself to get out of bed. What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells.