Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
— Carol Burnett
Joke Of The Week:
A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act.
“You’re going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket”
But, officer, I didn’t catch these — they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they’re done they jump back into the bucket.
“Oh really? This I’ve got to see. If you can prove it, I’ll let you go.”
The fisherman empties the bucket into the lake and waits patiently. A few minutes go by and nothing happens.
Game warden: So where are the fish?
Fisherman: What fish?