Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. —Arnold Schwarzenegger Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Monday Motivation
We aim above the mark to hit the mark. —Ralph Waldo Emerson A man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivational Monday
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. —Eleanor Roosevelt © Michael Jastremski for openphoto.net My girlfriend and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh more.
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivational Monday
Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better. –Jim Rohn © Michael Jastremski for openphoto.net A turtle was jumped and mugged by a pack of snails. The policeman questioning the turtle asked, “What did the snails look like?” to which the turtle replied, “I don’t know… it all happened […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivation Monday
A problem is a chance for you to do your best. –Duke Ellington A polar bear walks into a shop. He goes up to the cashier and says “I’ll have the fish…” he waits for a moment, “and chips.” The cashier, confused, says “Sure. What’s with the big pause?” The polar […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck! – Monday Motivation
If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. — Frank Zappa Why did the orange use suntan lotion? He started to […]
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck!
Don’t wait for them to tell you. Tell them. — 50 Cent My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice… I can’t seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
“Nothing changes if nothing changes, and if I keep doing what I’ve always done, I’ll keep getting what I’ve always got, and will keep feeling what I always felt.” — Not sure, but I like it. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Don’t Let Mondays Suck!
Whatever you think can’t be done, somebody will come along and do it. A genius is the one most like himself — Thelonious Monk In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down […]
Don’t Let Mondays Suck! – Monday Motivation
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. — Carol Burnett Joke Of The Week: A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. “You’re going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket” But, officer, I didn’t catch these […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
“We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action.” – Dr. Henry Link If you need a little extra motivation, here’s a good article on motivating yourself to get out of bed. What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Don’t Let Monday Suck
Tough times never last, but tough people do. –Robert H. Schuller Joke of the Week: A Mexican magician says that he’ll disappear on the count of three. “Uno… dos…” POOF! He disappears without a tres.
Don’t Let Monday Suck
“If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission.” –Anonymous Gunnar says, “Do we have to go through this every Monday? One of us has to adult and it isn’t going to be me. “
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. — Abraham Lincoln Gunnar thinks there is something else you should be doing right now.
Monday Motivation: Don’t Let Monday Suck
The secret to getting ahead is getting started. — Mark Twain This sunset says if you want a view like this, you better put your pants on and get to work.
Monday Motivation -Don’t Let Monday Suck
Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi “We’ll keep your spot warm. Bye.”
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. — John Waters Lola says, “Look, we can’t all play around in the dirt all day. Someone has to work. The heathens and I voted. It’s gonna be you.”
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Mondays Suck
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. — Wayne Dyer Gunnar and Lola say, “Bye. The sooner you get to work, the sooner you can come play. We’ll keep the leaves warm for you.”
Motivation Monday – Don’t Let Monday Suck
(Or the Tuesday after a holiday!) “People sell their souls by running away from the battles they know they should be fighting.” – Todd Henry Lola says, “Look, you have to work, but that doesn’t mean you can’t rub my belly too. You’re just being lazy.”
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Beasley says, “The only way I can be happy when you come home is if you actually go to work in the first place.”