I want to go on record that I support farming.
don’t let monday suck
Why are elevator jokes so good?
Make Mondays Happy
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states
Make Monday Happy
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Make Mondays Happy
Did you hear that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be doing a movie about classical music?
Make Monday Happy
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Make Monday Happy!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
Don’t wait for them to tell you. Tell them. — 50 Cent My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice… I can’t seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch […]