Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston Churchill What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory Weekly question: How am I lining up my actions with my values?
Monday Motivation
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...
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Why do melons have wedding?
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I want to go on record that I support farming.
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
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Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
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Did you hear that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be doing a movie about classical music?
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What did the horse say after it tripped?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
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A termite walks into a bar and asks...
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Grandpa: I have a dad bod.
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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?
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3 unwritten rules of life...
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
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What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. Zig Ziglar Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Granddaughter, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
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"Stand up, be bold, be strong. Take the whole responsibility on your own shoulders. All the strength and succor you want is within yourself. Therefore make your own future.”
Don’t Let Monday Suck
I know it’s cold and you just want 5 more minutes, but I believe in you. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. — Helen Keller Monday Joke: To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. […]