The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. –Walt Disney Sammie says, “I’m not going to feed myself. You get up. You work. You bring me my kibble.”
Bad Grandpa Comics
My birthday: “I have a massage at 1 so I can only stay a couple of hours. I’ll be back around 5 or 6 though.” “OOOOHHHHHHH a mmaaaaassssaaaaagggeeeeee,” he mocked. “You’re just running around.” .”Well, I’m 33 now, I think I can run around if I want. Besides, everyone […]
Birthday You Say? There’s No Freedom In Birthdays – Bad ...
“E. is coming over tomorrow to help watch Grandma while you are at your doctor and I have things to do.” “MONEY HUNGRY BITCH!” Yeah, it’s kind of hard to hide the shock at the amount of vitriol that came out of his mouth out of nowhere. Much quieter, […]
Very Bad (Step) Grandpa
The condensed version. I found Harry sitting on a piece of concrete. Head in hands, “I knew it wouldn’t work, nothing ever works.” He was looking beaten and even though I knew better, my soft spot for old people kicked in. He had just been blaming me for the pump […]
How To Fix A Well?
He said, “You should take that to the zoo and sell it to them.” I replied, “Well, it’s already sold. That’s a really good idea though, maybe I’ll try that with the next couple. Do you think that one (one of the elephants I’m painting) should be darker up […]