I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to

take the game-winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why

I succeed.

–Michael Jordan

Lola says, “It’s okay if you don’t want to work today. I have everything I need to move into the dumpster,” mumbling, she adds, “Michael Jordan’s dogs don’t have to live in a dumpster.”