Monday Motivation

I know it’s cold and you just want 5 more minutes, but I believe in you. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. — Helen Keller Monday Joke: To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. […]

Don’t Let Monday Suck!

10 Dec, 2018 in Monday Motivation by Elisha

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. —Arnold Schwarzenegger Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Don’t Let Monday Suck – Monday Motivation

29 May, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged get it started / monday motivation / motivation monday / you've got this by Elisha

We aim above the mark to hit the mark. —Ralph Waldo Emerson A man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them […]

Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivational Monday

15 May, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged get it done / monday motivation / motivation / motivation monday / start it right by Elisha

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. —Eleanor Roosevelt © Michael Jastremski for openphoto.net My girlfriend and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh more.

Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivational Monday

8 May, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged get it done / get it started / monday / motivation / start the week right by Elisha

Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better. –Jim Rohn © Michael Jastremski for openphoto.net A turtle was jumped and mugged by a pack of snails. The policeman questioning the turtle asked, “What did the snails look like?” to which the turtle replied, “I don’t know… it all happened […]

Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivation Monday

1 May, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged monday / motivation / start the week right by Elisha

A problem is a chance for you to do your best. –Duke Ellington A polar bear walks into a shop. He goes up to the cashier and says “I’ll have the fish…” he waits for a moment, “and chips.” The cashier, confused, says “Sure. What’s with the big pause?” The polar […]

Don’t Let Monday Suck! – Monday Motivation

3 Apr, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged funny / jokes / motivation / quotes by Elisha

If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. — Frank Zappa Why did the orange use suntan lotion? He started to […]

Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck!

20 Mar, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged funny / inspiration / joke / motivation / quote by Elisha

Don’t wait for them to tell you. Tell them. — 50 Cent My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice… I can’t seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch […]

Don’t Let Monday Suck!

6 Mar, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged don't let monday suck / funny / inspiration / monday motivation by Elisha

“Nothing changes if nothing changes, and if I keep doing what I’ve always done, I’ll keep getting what I’ve always got, and will keep feeling what I always felt.” — Not sure, but I like it. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Don’t Let Mondays Suck!

27 Feb, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged get to work bitch / just do it / monday motivation by Elisha

Whatever you think can’t be done, somebody will come along and do it. A genius is the one most like himself — Thelonious Monk In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down […]

Don’t Let Mondays Suck! – Monday Motivation

20 Feb, 2017 in Monday Motivation tagged funny / inspiration / motivation by Elisha