"Stand up, be bold, be strong. Take the whole responsibility on your own shoulders. All the strength and succor you want is within yourself. Therefore make your own future.”
Monday Motivation
I know it’s cold and you just want 5 more minutes, but I believe in you. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. — Helen Keller Monday Joke: To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. —Arnold Schwarzenegger Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Monday Motivation
We aim above the mark to hit the mark. —Ralph Waldo Emerson A man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivational Monday
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. —Eleanor Roosevelt © Michael Jastremski for openphoto.net My girlfriend and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh more.
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivational Monday
Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better. –Jim Rohn © Michael Jastremski for openphoto.net A turtle was jumped and mugged by a pack of snails. The policeman questioning the turtle asked, “What did the snails look like?” to which the turtle replied, “I don’t know… it all happened […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck – Motivation Monday
A problem is a chance for you to do your best. –Duke Ellington A polar bear walks into a shop. He goes up to the cashier and says “I’ll have the fish…” he waits for a moment, “and chips.” The cashier, confused, says “Sure. What’s with the big pause?” The polar […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck! – Monday Motivation
If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. — Frank Zappa Why did the orange use suntan lotion? He started to […]
Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck!
Don’t wait for them to tell you. Tell them. — 50 Cent My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice… I can’t seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch […]
Don’t Let Monday Suck!
“Nothing changes if nothing changes, and if I keep doing what I’ve always done, I’ll keep getting what I’ve always got, and will keep feeling what I always felt.” — Not sure, but I like it. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.